Aiiiiii. I’ve read a LOT of fanfiction in my life. Like, I’ve been fanfictioning since I was 12. I’m 27 now. When I’m in a big phase I’ll chew through 60-100k words a day. 

That’s a LOT of fanfiction.

And this might be my favourite. I’ve had a few be favourites before, but this just… takes it somewhere new. 

It’s hilarious, dry, heartwrenching, witty, clever, and hotasfuck. Like, I’m going to be rereading this at least six times because I need to learn to write like this because this is the exact style I go for. Except I’m not witty.

But. like. just sharing the love. Holy shit. 

Dishonor On Your Cow – mandarou – Captain America (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]