Rec: Big dick, come quick.

fuckyeah-drarry:

Title: Big dick, come quick | Download: pdf • epub
Author: Calanthe
Pairing: H/D
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 204,473
Genres/Warnings: Drama, Humour, Romance, Smut, Voyeurism/Exhibitionism
Summary: Draco’s got a theory. About sex. And after much searching for the right candidate, it appears that only Harry Potter, his life long enemy, can help him test it out.

Excerpt: 

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Somehow the conversation turned to size queens, and it reminded me of this fic (I am 99% sure). And it was one of my favourites as a youth. So uh. Here is a thing you should read. 

we are the things that we do for fun – Nonymos – Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]

THIS FIC IS SO DAMN GOOD THAT I CANNOT WITH IT

I JUST NEED ALL OF IT FOREVER WITH LIKE 100 SIDE STORIES. MORE MORE MORE.

Also, I found it a startlingly accurate portrayal of BDSM. I loved the tatami mats, the freak outs, the doing it for the pain… Just. My ONLY complaint about this entire thing was that there wasn’t another 150 000 words of it.

Actually, there was one tiny complaint, but then it was answered later in the story. SO NO COMPLAINTS.

12 outta 5 stars

we are the things that we do for fun – Nonymos – Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]

mithborien:

My artwork for:

Fourth Floor by mithborien, dirtybinary, picoalloe
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James “Bucky” Barnes/Steve Rogers
Characters: Steve Rogers, James “Bucky” Barnes, Sam Wilson, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Other Avengers, Alexander Pierce, Original Cat Character(s), Hydra Agents
Additional Tags: Magical Realism, Tentacle Monsters, shrinkyclinks, Minor Sharon Carter/Natasha Romanov, Alternate Universe – Modern Setting
Summary:

Steve has his life in order, okay. He goes to wizard college, even if he can’t technically do magic. He has his own apartment, even though it’s small and dinky and kind of gross, and forgets to exist sometimes, and might also be alive? Plus, he has a crush on the hot cyborg in unit 404 who cooks fiendishly good breakfast foods, and may or may not have some kind of weird connection to the sentient building they live in. He’s not sure.

He’s dealing, all right, his life is in tip-top condition, or it was until an eldritch monstrosity called the Hydra started posing as a real estate company to try and buy over his new home.

He’s really pissed about that.

(The one where Steve is an angry millennial wizard, Sam is a Disney prince, Natasha is a shapeshifter, and Bucky is a spoiler.)