Bucky Barnes Has His Shit Together (and Other Lies He Tells Himself)
Written by BettyDays
Rated M – 14K words“He had plans today, dammit. He was going to order his dollar-fifty coffee at Hearth, settle in at his favorite booth, and pin things on Pinterest. He was going to crack AutoCAD so he could start drafting some of the furniture ideas he sketched out. He was going to drink free coffee refills until his flesh hand started to shake, and then he was going to buy a fifty-cent package of broken cookies for lunch. When Hearth closed at six, he was planning to go back to his apartment, eat leftover tuna-noodle casserole, and plan his day tomorrow.
Bucky Barnes is a busy man with a daily to-do list in his very organized Evernote system. He does not have time for laying tiny babies with feather-soft blond hair and shiny pink lips and chubby cheeks in their overpriced Ikea cribs, nor does he have time to utilize nap hour for cleaning Steve’s trainwreck of an apartment.
But that’s exactly what he does.
Because Bucky Barnes is painfully, secretly, deep-down, totally gone on Steve Rogers.”
Tag: fanfiction
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Aiiiiii. I’ve read a LOT of fanfiction in my life. Like, I’ve been fanfictioning since I was 12. I’m 27 now. When I’m in a big phase I’ll chew through 60-100k words a day.
That’s a LOT of fanfiction.
And this might be my favourite. I’ve had a few be favourites before, but this just… takes it somewhere new.
It’s hilarious, dry, heartwrenching, witty, clever, and hotasfuck. Like, I’m going to be rereading this at least six times because I need to learn to write like this because this is the exact style I go for. Except I’m not witty.
But. like. just sharing the love. Holy shit.
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