Psst in other words Thor thinks that Steve isn’t mortal.
okay but can we talk about this for a sec? like looking at the serum, and what it does. it keeps steve’s cells in peak condition, and you know what happens when cells age? their function declines, they stop working as they should. so the serum would see that as a problem, and fix it.
so, theoretically, the serum stops steve’s cells from ageing. potentially stopping their replication completely unless it was needed to heal him (if the cells aren’t dying naturally, there’s no reason for them to replicate)
so wouldn’t that mean, therefore, that steve himself doesn’t physically age? his cells don’t decline, he doesn’t decline (in addition to the convo about whether or not steve’s hair grows, for a similar reason)
and then, take thor. thor the god, who knows so much that he doesn’t tell anyone. if anyone knew about this, thor would.
and the way he says it so offhandedly, he assumes steve knows it. but the way steve looks at him, either steve doesn’t know (or hasn’t realised) or does know and doesn’t want to be reminded about it
because an immortal surrounding themselves with mortals isn’t really a good idea if you want to keep yourself sane
My heart just died a little.
Now I’m imagining Thor casually doing his best to spend more time with Steve because he knows that when the time comes Steve is going to need someone
Steve Rogers uses voice to text to send texts and formats them like a telegram
HEY BUCK STOP SAM AND I ARE OUT SHOPPING STOP WANT US TO PICK UP SOME TAKEOUT STOP
Steve rogers fully understands that this is not the correct way to text. He just likes the absolute outrage it causes every time someone receives a text from him and wants to see how many times he can make the same people explain texting to him until they realize. Sam is currently at 14 times, beating out tony who’s at nine. Twice now shuri has facetimed him after reading bucky’s texts. He’s also managed to convince thor that this is the Earth Way to text and it’s great
Steve Rogers being an absolute troll to the others is my favorite Steve Rogers
So um is it just me or is Chris Evans only ever complimented when it comes to Cap? Like plenty of people mention him when they’re talking about Marvel, and everyone oohs and ahhs over him physically but I very rarely see people talk about how damn NICE this man is!! So, here’s a ~long overdue~ appreciation post for Mr Christoper Robert Evans💖💖 (ft adorable photo with Dodger)
• He loves Dodger so so much and literally does countdowns till he can see him again
• He is the loveliest human when with children and goes out of his way to give them the best experience ever
• Two words: Charity!! Work!! This man will not let an opportunity to help others slip past
• oh my god his twitter activity, have you seen how excited he is about space? planets? stars? I relate.
• also the earth in general if someone offered him a role as the next David Attenborough you just know he’d be set for the rest of his life
• speaking of twitter, he always makes sure to call out politicians and those who intimidate others via social media and actively supports important causes
• he is so open about his struggle with anxiety and let’s people know about it because he knows it will help others despite being a very private person
• he’s started taking work because he wants to, and he’s finally back on Broadway for Lobby Hero and he’s THRIVING
• he’s dedicated af, Before We Go? Yeah that was his directorial debut and he went above and beyond, even learning to play the trumpet for the movie (and as a brass player I can say that shit is not easy)
• I know I said he loves kids but I feel like this needs to be reiterated because have you heard him talk about his nephew??? “I don’t wike it”
• the casts he works with are so so so complimentary of him, no one has an issue with him and they adore him as much as we do
• he once sent a text to the rest of the Avengers cast that just read “assemble” because he wanted them to meet up for a night out tell me that isn’t how we’d all react if we were cast in a movie
• he unashamedly supports his fav sports teams like there’s no tomorrow and honesty that’s just so endearing
• his laugh. everyone knows it, everyone loves it. he literally cannot control himself and his face scrunches up and he falls back it’s like watching a small child having the best day of his life
• did you see him on Ellen with Elizabeth Olsen?? That boy can dance and was 100% up for the game
• he. can. tap dance.
• he has the most animated face possible and you can tell exactly how he’s feeling and it just floors me sometimes okay
• Fantastic Four may not be everyone’s fav film but you can’t fault Chris’ performance he was hilarious and honestly made me love Johnny so much
• he doesn’t take himself super seriously! not another teen movie was…. interesting but Chris went for it and as a parody it’s pretty damn good
• speaking of, What’s Your Number anyone?? He was so amazingly dorky in it and I love that film, I appreciate the fact he’s done rom coms because it just shows his range so well – he’s naturally so funny
• he was a musical theatre kid and his coworkers have told so many stories about him singing show tunes on set
• HOW COULD I FORGET the Gifted promo tour??? His interactions with McKenna were so wholesome omg
• McKenna literally said he was made of jelly beans do you hear me!!! jelly beans!!!!
• I’m sure there’s so much more but honestly my hearts so full I don’t think I can continue
So basically, conclusion is that Chris Evans is too precious for this world and we should all start talking more about how wonderful a human he is. I know I’m just as guilty for fan-girling over Cap and that shoulder-waist ratio but just never forget that the role would mean nothing if it weren’t for the type of man filling those star-spangled boots
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