sirhate:

lily-peet:

Bad idea for a Romantic Comedy
The Chief of Police is married to a Mob Boss, and they have to keep “just failing” to catch each other. When one of them hits the other in a shootout, it’s followed with “Oh I’m never going to hear the end of this…”

“So how was your day at work?”
“YOU FUCKING SHOT ME! THAT WAS MY DAY AT WORK!”

We clearly have different definitions of bad.

4625page:

zhaevair:

dreampisces:

saniosan:

deliideli:

barakat1818:

ayyyyytyler:

baimbie:

dahwsie:

sparkhy:

sleep-for-days:

vinnysgotswagg:

ifyoufeelthatway:

tkaaay:

bigtimecrushonsomeone:

30rockasaurus:

fuckyeaaaah-xx:

iwannahavethelifethatyouhave:

jforjoelle:

last time i did this my wish really came true. so im going to wish again

nothing to lose. :))

Let’s hope

Why not? 🙂

*crossing fingers*

pretty much^^^^

i got nothing to lose. (:

Last time i did this my wish came true.

Jesus Christ if my wish comes true I will piss

please work omg

looks fun lol

please 

IT SERIOUSLY WORKED

Well, i got nothing to lose, might as well try it

This shall be interesting😌

I really need this.

Goin Up!

done and done!

Here goes nothing…..

givemebackmybucky:

imagine steve making a youtube channel to share his coming out story, just fully embracing who he is. he has to introduce bucky bc no one has actually saw him on video of his own free will but they know who he is (former pow/former soviet assassin/caps wwII boyfriend/childhood best friend/super soldier). the camera pans to him with his hair loose, sleeveless shirt that shows his metal arm and on his face is a deadly WS glare. steve just wordlessly leans over and kisses him, shows the world the softer side of bucky barnes just by existing and gently touching. from that moment on he becomes the internets fav smol adorable trained killer (though he only appears in the background of videos like when he’s walking to the kitchen in his boxers)

stuckshippingstucky:

Okay but imagine Bucky Barnes still being confused and regaining his memories while living in the tower, he still sleeps with a gun next to him, he thinks of Steve as his handler and expects him to punish him when he does something wrong, he’s still in assassin mode 90% of the time and rarely talks.

But one day he’s drinking milk or something and he gets some really bad hiccups and just puts his head down on the table and suffers through it while Steve’s just rubbing his back and some of the other team members walk by and are a little shocked because here’s this 90-some-year-old ex-assassin who everyone (except for Steve and maybe Natasha) is intimidated by and he doesn’t know how to deal with the hiccups.

Steve stays with him until they die down, and Bucky’s groaning in frustration because they won’t stop.

“Steve—hic—they hurt now,”

“I know, Buck, I know,”

“Is this supposed—hic—to happen?”

“When was the last time you had the hiccups?”

“I couldn’t remember my own—hic—name, Steve—hic—what makes you think I could—hic—remember a detail like that?”

fun-n-fashion:

So lil Steve with his poor circulation probably had icy hands and feet all the time so of course he’d warm them up by sticking them up Bucky’s shirt when he wasn’t paying attention, making Bucky jump and screech.

One of the first pranks Bucky pulls after he finally gets away from Hydra and comfortable being his own person is to take his fresh from New York winter air cold metal hand and shove it up the back of Steve’s shirt.

mithborien:

My artwork for:

Fourth Floor by mithborien, dirtybinary, picoalloe
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James “Bucky” Barnes/Steve Rogers
Characters: Steve Rogers, James “Bucky” Barnes, Sam Wilson, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Other Avengers, Alexander Pierce, Original Cat Character(s), Hydra Agents
Additional Tags: Magical Realism, Tentacle Monsters, shrinkyclinks, Minor Sharon Carter/Natasha Romanov, Alternate Universe – Modern Setting
Summary:

Steve has his life in order, okay. He goes to wizard college, even if he can’t technically do magic. He has his own apartment, even though it’s small and dinky and kind of gross, and forgets to exist sometimes, and might also be alive? Plus, he has a crush on the hot cyborg in unit 404 who cooks fiendishly good breakfast foods, and may or may not have some kind of weird connection to the sentient building they live in. He’s not sure.

He’s dealing, all right, his life is in tip-top condition, or it was until an eldritch monstrosity called the Hydra started posing as a real estate company to try and buy over his new home.

He’s really pissed about that.

(The one where Steve is an angry millennial wizard, Sam is a Disney prince, Natasha is a shapeshifter, and Bucky is a spoiler.)