cheekycamel:

nightmareshack:

yiffmaster:

most tumblr jokes are utterly embarassing to say in public but today i said to someone “bold of you to assume i have dignity” and i won’t lie it was the most powerful I’ve felt in years

I was in the car with my family and my mom was talking about how much time she thinks “our generation wastes on the internet” or whatever. And I was explaining how I use the internet to read and curate more interests and hobbies and expand my social horizons etc. and she was just like “Well fine if that’s how you want to live. You can waste all your time on the internet if that’s what you want but I beg to differ” and without thinking I just said “then beg.” and the entire car went silent until we got home. it was the biggest power move i have ever made to date

big dick energy

sebstanmoviesandtv:

geekdawson:

All characters are self-insert characters. They are you a little to the left, or a particular piece of you dialed up to 11, or the you that you would have been if the path of your life had angled just slightly differently, or you if you never learned this one important thing. 

Every character is part of you, but more than that every character starts with a piece of you, big or small, it’s you in one way or another at the beginning. There’s nothing wrong with that. In fact it’s essential. That seed of you, that lives in them, it’s what gives them life, breath and blood and bone. And then you tend it, growing it, shaping them along paths you could never have walked nor imagined for yourself. Until they become someone else entirely. A wholly fictional character. But also you, a little bit, somewhere in there in the heart of themselves. 

Every character is a self-insert character. It’s only a matter of degrees how much of yourself there is in them when you finally put them out into the world. Stop worrying so much about self-inserts. Worry more about putting that little you into a story that will shape them into a big, beautiful character. 

THIS

I am super glad to read this because just about every character I write has pieces of me in them. Because I like to write realistically, and if I’ve experienced it, I can write it. And a lot of the time, I like to go out and experience the exact thing I’m gonna write about. And then I’m like “Fuck” because everything feels like a self-insert… And I feel The Guilt. And… Yes. This is nice to read.

This week in writing

Number of WIP’s: 3? 8??

WIP’s that were worked on this week: 2

Planning? Not overly

Current Statuses:

  • A National Icon: 57013. It’s been slow going for two weeks. I’ve had a lot of emotional crap to deal with, but I finished two chapters. Just got 2 chapters + epilogue left. I’m hoping to write 1000 words per day, and have it finished by end of month. I need all of the cheerleading as writing this at the moment is SO. EXHAUSTING. 
  • ANI Prequel: Ideas are forming…
  • ANI Deleted-Scenes: I have a bunch of ideas in this universe that don’t really help the plot but I think will be great mini things. 
  • Stucky AU BB: It hasn’t officially started but I want to have an idea should I sign up. Nothing so far. 
  • HTP: No progress. Bunch of ideas…
  • *OF: Taliah x Mathei: No progress; considering changing Taliah into a dude… still…. 
  • *OF: Derek x Gabriel: No progress

*OF = Original Fiction

I guess I’m scared to start anything new until National Icon is complete. It’s SO CLOSE and if I finish it I won’t have guilt feels. I have started a word document with ALL THE IDEAS that I am collating so when I am bored and plotless, I can go “Gee, this weird idea looks REAL APPEALING right now”

But tbh, I’m fucking exhausted and I just want the words to write themselves please. 

Rec: Big dick, come quick.

fuckyeah-drarry:

Title: Big dick, come quick | Download: pdf • epub
Author: Calanthe
Pairing: H/D
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 204,473
Genres/Warnings: Drama, Humour, Romance, Smut, Voyeurism/Exhibitionism
Summary: Draco’s got a theory. About sex. And after much searching for the right candidate, it appears that only Harry Potter, his life long enemy, can help him test it out.

Excerpt: 

Keep reading

Somehow the conversation turned to size queens, and it reminded me of this fic (I am 99% sure). And it was one of my favourites as a youth. So uh. Here is a thing you should read.