propertyofpoeandbucky:

Steve: Buckyyyyyy!

Bucky: Whaaaaat?

Steve: Where’s my Captain’s suit?

Bucky: What?

Steve: Where? Is? My? Captain’s? Suit?!

Buckyy: I, uh, put it away!

Steve: Where?! (as helicoper explodes)

Bucky: Why do you need to know?!

Steve: I need it!

Bucky: Uh uh! Don’t you even think of runnin’ off and doin’ no derring-do! We’ve been planning this dinner for two months!

Steve: The public is in danger!

Bucky: My EVENING is in danger!

Steve: YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS, BUCKY! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD!

Bucky: GREATER GOOD?!? I AM YOUR HUSBAND!!! I’M THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET!!!!!!