ladyyinburgundy:

friend: hey could you suggest something to read? maybe one of those online things you’re-

me: wHAT DO YOU WANT? DARK!FICS? NC-17? ANGST? FLUFF? BDSM? CROSSDRESSING? SLOWBURN? ONESHOT? MULTICHAPTERED? AU? EPILOGUE COMPLIANT? ALPHA/BETA/OMEGA DYNAMICS? MATING/HEAT!FICS? HARRYPOTTER!VERSE? OR MAYBE SOME DUBCON? HOW WOULD YOU FEEL ABOUT SOME HURT/COMFORT? ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP? FRIENDS TO LOVERS? FUCKBUDDIES TO LOVERS? SOULMATE AU? BEDSHARING/FORCED PROXIMITY/BONDING? MAYBE SOME INFIDELITY OR ARRANGED MARRIAGE, PERHAPS. DO YOU WANT SOME JEALOUSY OR AGE!GAP FICS OR SOME PRESLASH?!?! MAYBE SOME FAIRYTALE!AU AND SOME HUMOR AND CRACK !AND PWP AND DADDYKINK!@!@!wHaT dO yOu nEeD i sHaLl pRoVidE yOu wItH iT

friend: *backs away slowly*