otp in a fanfic:*has really kinky, brutal, and obscene sex that would put the porn industry to shame*
me: *nods* wow this is really nice and very well-written
otp in a fanfic: *does the hug thing for the first time*
me:*clutches chest* *breathes heavily* *buries face in blanket* *rolls around in delight* *kicks rapidly* *various squealing and whimpering noises* *huge grin* oh mY GOD