itismarvelicious:

Steve and Bucky, skyping

Steve: thanks for the hideout, by the way

Bucky: yeah, you’re welcome. So what did you do last night?

Steve: nothing big. We went to a bar.

Bucky, smiling: got any nice lady for you?

Steve, shaking his head and smiling: no

Sam’s voice in the background: they always only just want Nat! I mean I get it but man I’m becoming invisible

Nat’s voice: you’re just jealous, Wilson

Bucky, still smiling: so, no lady for Captain America, uh? maybe that’s the mustache

Steve, touching his mustache: too much?

Bucky: well I’m more of a beard guy

The next time they skype

Bucky: nice beard. It suits you. So does it work better with women?

Steve: well I didn’t really try to –

Bucky: You know, maybe your problem is that you’re only attracted to Carters. Surely Sharon has a sister?

Steve, rolling his eyes: very funny

Sam’s voice in the background: oh come on, he’s not looking for a Carter, he’s looking for a Bucky

Nat’s voice: Sam!

Sam: I’m not sorry, someone had to say it

Bucky and Steve: *remain quiet for a solid minute in embarrassment*

Bucky, clearing his throat: so. When are you coming to Wakanda?