had to have a very real conversation with my human

about names for our babies.

We PROBABLY won’t procreate as that isn’t an interest of ours, and I have 9000 health issues… 

BUT my favourite name is Sebastian. And this was pre-Sebastian Stan. Ever since Sebastian Fucking Smythe became my sweet little bb and I’ve played him, and written the fuck out of him… I LOVE the name Sebastian.

And I wanna name my kid that.

BUT I cannot name one of my characters Sebastian because if we have kids, I’ll wanna call him Sebastian. 

Because I do TERRIBLE things to my characters. Really mean, cruel, fucked up things. Or they just have a lot of gay sex. With layers of angst. So much angst.

And like, can you imagine I’ve named one of my kids Sebastian and he saw the character I name Sebastian? He’d be traumatised more than he already is! 

So I had to check with Simon if Sebastian was a possible name. Cause if he said FUCK NO, then I’d be able to name a character that.

But he didn’t. He likes it.

So I guess if we spawn, our kids name is Sebastian. 

[PS. If we have a girl, her name is Evelyn, nicknamed to Eevee YEAHHHHHHH]

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