So I’m getting to the age where every second post on FB is marriage, or birth announcements, or engagements (SO MANY FUCKING ENGAGEMENTS, CAN WE NOT). 

But mostly it’s the spawn.

And like. I think some kids are cute. But mostly I just go “AHHHH WHY. NO NO NO PLEASE NO” at the idea of kids.

So obviously the answer is not to have them. But I’m just really surprised by the intensity of my reactions. Not “nahhh” but “AHHHH NOOO”.